Curriculum Cynic Gifts

If you're shopping for the curriculum cynic who loves to challenge traditional schooling, our collection offers humorous and clever products that speak to their skeptical spirit. Perfect for teachers, students, or education enthusiasts with a humorously critical streak, these items feature witty sayings and playful cartoon designs that make a statement. Whether it’s a mug for coffee-fueled mornings, a t-shirt for casual days, or a print to inspire questioning attitudes, you'll find something that resonates with the skeptical learner in your life. Celebrate their creative doubts with our quirky educational-themed gifts.

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'All I want to know is--when do I get to use the quadratic formula, political facts of South America, frog anatomy, the ecology of Johnson Creek, and the billions of other things I spent twelve years studying so diligently?'

'All I want to know is--when do I get to use the quadratic formula, political facts of South America, frog anatomy, the ecology of Johnson Creek, and the billions of other things I spent twelve years studying so diligently?'

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'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.' mockup

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

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"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

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'You're too big to fail and be fired, but too small to move up to the job you'd like'

'You're too big to fail and be fired, but too small to move up to the job you'd like' mockup

'You're too big to fail and be fired, but too small to move up to the job you'd like'

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"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time." mockup

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

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Personnel

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Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do! mockup

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

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'I go to college -- What do you do for a living?'

'I go to college -- What do you do for a living?' mockup

'I go to college -- What do you do for a living?'

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Jones, Needham, Pinkner, Fortney - Just doing their jobs.

Jones, Needham, Pinkner, Fortney - Just doing their jobs. mockup

Jones, Needham, Pinkner, Fortney - Just doing their jobs.

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'Take this back to the committee. Since this is a school I would like the mission statement to mention education.'

'Take this back to the committee. Since this is a school I would like the mission statement to mention education.' mockup

'Take this back to the committee. Since this is a school I would like the mission statement to mention education.'

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'I hate my boss!...'

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Phrenology head filled with National Curriculum instead of real knowledge.

Phrenology head filled with National Curriculum instead of real knowledge. mockup

Phrenology head filled with National Curriculum instead of real knowledge.

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'Today I have dumbed-down philosophy, followed by dumbed-down chemistry and dumbed-down English lit.'

'Today I have dumbed-down philosophy, followed by dumbed-down chemistry and dumbed-down English lit.' mockup

'Today I have dumbed-down philosophy, followed by dumbed-down chemistry and dumbed-down English lit.'

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"I didn't like the stamp, I didn't like the opera, and I don't like the movie."

"I didn't like the stamp, I didn't like the opera, and I don't like the movie." mockup

"I didn't like the stamp, I didn't like the opera, and I don't like the movie."

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"For the next few hours, I'll be bringing you info with no tainment."

"For the next few hours, I'll be bringing you info with no tainment." mockup

"For the next few hours, I'll be bringing you info with no tainment."

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Useful Degrees:"Bachelor of Waitressing mockup

Useful Degrees:"Bachelor of Waitressing

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'I see you hold degrees in eating, sleeping, AND mating. That puts you two steps ahead of all the other college graduates who have applied.'

'I see you hold degrees in eating, sleeping, AND mating. That puts you two steps ahead of all the other college graduates who have applied.' mockup

'I see you hold degrees in eating, sleeping, AND mating. That puts you two steps ahead of all the other college graduates who have applied.'

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"Our curriculum focusses less on rote memorization and more on putzing around."

"Our curriculum focusses less on rote memorization and more on putzing around." mockup

"Our curriculum focusses less on rote memorization and more on putzing around."

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"Call me when you get some current stuff."

"Call me when you get some current stuff." mockup

"Call me when you get some current stuff."

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'Who cares where Waldo is?'

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Teacher Shortage/Brain Shortage

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Mail & Political lies.

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"I'm sorry to say your husband took so many antioxidants, he suffocated."

"I'm sorry to say your husband took so many antioxidants, he suffocated." mockup

"I'm sorry to say your husband took so many antioxidants, he suffocated."

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'If voting in elections really changed anything the politicians wouldn't allow it!'

'If voting in elections really changed anything the politicians wouldn't allow it!' mockup

'If voting in elections really changed anything the politicians wouldn't allow it!'

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"I'd better read the official view before I form an opinion."

"I'd better read the official view before I form an opinion." mockup

"I'd better read the official view before I form an opinion."

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'Those poor grades are due to a lack of data driven evidence based curriculum in the classroom.'

'Those poor grades are due to a lack of data driven evidence based curriculum in the classroom.' mockup

'Those poor grades are due to a lack of data driven evidence based curriculum in the classroom.'

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For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University mockup

For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

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Another School Year Is Underway... mockup

Another School Year Is Underway...

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"I wish I was born 100 years ago - there would have been less history to learn..."

"I wish I was born 100 years ago - there would have been less history to learn..." mockup

"I wish I was born 100 years ago - there would have been less history to learn..."

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"Listened to the grown ups argue about common core at the beach...at the campground...the fair...the waterpark...the family reunion...."

"Listened to the grown ups argue about common core at the beach...at the campground...the fair...the waterpark...the family reunion...." mockup

"Listened to the grown ups argue about common core at the beach...at the campground...the fair...the waterpark...the family reunion...."

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"Look at this textbook, and tell me textbooks haven't been dumbed down."

"Look at this textbook, and tell me textbooks haven't been dumbed down." mockup

"Look at this textbook, and tell me textbooks haven't been dumbed down."

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Curriculum Cynic Gifts Collection

Curriculum Cynic Mugs

Explore our collection of curriculum cynic mugs, perfect for coffee or tea with a humorous twist on education and learning.

Curriculum Cynic Pillows

Browse our curriculum cynic pillows, where humor meets comfort and adds a playful touch to any space.

Curriculum Cynic Prints

Discover our curriculum cynic prints to bring clever, satirical art into your home or office that questions traditional education practices.

Curriculum Cynic T-Shirts

Check out our curriculum cynic t-shirts, designed for those who love to wear their skepticism and wit proudly.