Culture Cooker Gifts

Cheeses of Nazareth.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Now showing, at a University near you...

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Baloneystini

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

All-Candy Seder.

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Picasso

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

Culture clash

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

Great Poets of Catalogdom

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

First O.M.G. church.

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

'It's a selfie.'

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

Josephine Baker

Punch Initials - O