Cultural Fusion Cook Gifts

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Before/After

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"OMG, LOL!"

"Beanirrito"

"Who had the Sodom Enchilada and the Holy Guacamole?"

American style Greek cafe.

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Tzatzikicicle

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

Pamplona 500

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

'I know how you like Fusion cooking, so try this - macaroni and jelly!'

Deck the halls with boughs of challah...

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

The Great Dietary Pyramids of Egypt.

Five seconds before the first turducken.

'I just loved you Potatoes O' Squanto!'

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

His suit: Italian. His shoes: English. His fries: French.

"I resolve to cook more traditional meals like my lengua casserole and pig's feet stew!"