Cultural Fusion Cook Gifts

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"OMG, LOL!"

Before/After

"Beanirrito"

"Who had the Sodom Enchilada and the Holy Guacamole?"

American style Greek cafe.

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Tzatzikicicle

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Pamplona 500

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

Five seconds before the first turducken.

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

'I know how you like Fusion cooking, so try this - macaroni and jelly!'

Mom's Alphabet Soup, Inc. Mom's. With globalization, we don't need to worry about the bits of broken letter anymore --- We can just call them accent marks!

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

The Great Dietary Pyramids of Egypt.

Deck the halls with boughs of challah...

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

Russian Cuisine. Do you still have borscht? Yes, the beet goes on.

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

'I just loved you Potatoes O' Squanto!'

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

His suit: Italian. His shoes: English. His fries: French.