Cultural Cook Gifts

"I call her 'mincing lamb' because the only thing she ever cooks is spaghetti bolognaise..."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Baloneystini

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

All-Candy Seder.

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Tzatzikicicle

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

Culture clash

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Picasso

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

Spatula Conductor

Artist and chiken

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.

Russian Cuisine. Do you still have borscht? Yes, the beet goes on.

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

Clandestine Cuisine

The Great Dietary Pyramids of Egypt.

Cooks

Who wants to lick the swatters.

'Hoopla!'

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

'Do try our jailhouse rock cake.'