Fusion Cuisine Gifts

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Tzatzikicicle

"Beanirrito"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Before/After

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

American style Greek cafe.

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"Who had the Sodom Enchilada and the Holy Guacamole?"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

Mixed marriage: food fight

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

'So...they got you too.'

Unsuccessful Christmas novelty items. Blitzen on a Kitten. Angel on a Bagel. Frosty on a coffee. Claus on your Bras.

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

Five seconds before the first turducken.

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

'I know how you like Fusion cooking, so try this - macaroni and jelly!'

Mom's Alphabet Soup, Inc. Mom's. With globalization, we don't need to worry about the bits of broken letter anymore --- We can just call them accent marks!

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

'Really, Derek's fusion cuisine is something to die for.'

"Today's special is a blue foot turkey leg cured in pine needle juice, served with willow bark home fries and wild honey mushrooms in a burnt corn sauce."

"Plus cute. Did I mention extremely cute, for a fusion chef?"

Traditional Russian Nesting Egg Doll Thanksgiving... Turducken

"I can understand chips, dip and pizza pockets...but this marketing thing is going too far!"