Fusion Cuisine Pillows

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Tzatzikicicle

"Beanirrito"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Before/After

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

American style Greek cafe.

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"Who had the Sodom Enchilada and the Holy Guacamole?"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'So...they got you too.'

Mixed marriage: food fight

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

Five seconds before the first turducken.

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

'I know how you like Fusion cooking, so try this - macaroni and jelly!'

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

"Today's special is a blue foot turkey leg cured in pine needle juice, served with willow bark home fries and wild honey mushrooms in a burnt corn sauce."

"Plus cute. Did I mention extremely cute, for a fusion chef?"

'Your ball park mustard, Sir.'

Corn on the Cod

"Our researchers have genetically merged a cinnamon bun with a cucumber. We call it...a cumberbun!"