Fusion Chef Pillows

"Plus cute. Did I mention extremely cute, for a fusion chef?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Before/After

"Beanirrito"

American style Greek cafe.

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"Who had the Sodom Enchilada and the Holy Guacamole?"

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Tzatzikicicle

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

'So...they got you too.'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Mixed marriage: food fight

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

'I know how you like Fusion cooking, so try this - macaroni and jelly!'

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

Five seconds before the first turducken.

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

"Today's special is a blue foot turkey leg cured in pine needle juice, served with willow bark home fries and wild honey mushrooms in a burnt corn sauce."

'This is iDiet, the fanziest restaurant in town. They've got virtual food only.'

Pirate Yoga

"Our researchers have genetically merged a cinnamon bun with a cucumber. We call it...a cumberbun!"

"I had to do something with all of that casserole."

Yid and Yang