Fusion Cooking Pillows

Before/After

'I know how you like Fusion cooking, so try this - macaroni and jelly!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Beanirrito"

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"Who had the Sodom Enchilada and the Holy Guacamole?"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

American style Greek cafe.

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Tzatzikicicle

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'So...they got you too.'

Mixed marriage: food fight

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

Five seconds before the first turducken.

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

Mom's Alphabet Soup, Inc. Mom's. With globalization, we don't need to worry about the bits of broken letter anymore --- We can just call them accent marks!

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

Unsuccessful Christmas novelty items. Blitzen on a Kitten. Angel on a Bagel. Frosty on a coffee. Claus on your Bras.

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

'Really, Derek's fusion cuisine is something to die for.'

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

"Today's special is a blue foot turkey leg cured in pine needle juice, served with willow bark home fries and wild honey mushrooms in a burnt corn sauce."

"Plus cute. Did I mention extremely cute, for a fusion chef?"

Traditional Russian Nesting Egg Doll Thanksgiving... Turducken