Fusion Foodie Gifts

"Today's special is a blue foot turkey leg cured in pine needle juice, served with willow bark home fries and wild honey mushrooms in a burnt corn sauce."

'A fork?! The shame!'

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Before/After

"Beanirrito"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"Who had the Sodom Enchilada and the Holy Guacamole?"

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

American style Greek cafe.

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Tzatzikicicle

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

'So...they got you too.'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Mixed marriage: food fight

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

Unsuccessful Christmas novelty items. Blitzen on a Kitten. Angel on a Bagel. Frosty on a coffee. Claus on your Bras.

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

Five seconds before the first turducken.

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

"Will you all please bow your heads for the reading of the menu."

'I know how you like Fusion cooking, so try this - macaroni and jelly!'

'Really, Derek's fusion cuisine is something to die for.'

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'