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Cheeses of Nazareth.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

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"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Baloneystini

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

All-Candy Seder.

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Picasso

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

Culture clash

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

Great Poets of Catalogdom

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

Josephine Baker

First O.M.G. church.

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

Pub Kendo.

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."