Culture Keeper Gifts

'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

'What's this I hear about you using the White Man's cosmetics?'

"No-one's appropriated your cultural artefacts - I understand, that's enough to make anyone depressed."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

Picasso: The Early Years

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Kultural K9's.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Free speech isn't cheap!

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

Redecorating Easter Island.

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

A meeting on the pier

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

Barry Norman

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

'Well, it's about time!'

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

Woman Life Freedom