Culture Keeper Pillows

'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'

'What's this I hear about you using the White Man's cosmetics?'

"No-one's appropriated your cultural artefacts - I understand, that's enough to make anyone depressed."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Picasso: The Early Years

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Kultural K9's.

Free speech isn't cheap!

Redecorating Easter Island.

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

Maypole

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

Woman Life Freedom

A meeting on the pier

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

'Well, it's about time!'

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'