Cultivated Classicist Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with a cultivated classicist? Discover our collection of clever, timeless items that honor their sophisticated interests. Perfect for art enthusiasts who appreciate a touch of wit and refinement, these gifts make a thoughtful impression whether on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, or prints. Bring a smile to their face with a gift that celebrates their love for culture, history, and elegant humor.

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"I wanted something classical, he wanted a vegetable garden, so we compromised..."

"I wanted something classical, he wanted a vegetable garden, so we compromised..." mockup

"I wanted something classical, he wanted a vegetable garden, so we compromised..."

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Venus

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'Where was the TSA?'

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Archimedes statue with a lever

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Playdough's The Republic

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A surprise in heaven

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'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.' mockup

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

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Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

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"I miss the Augean stables."

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'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?' mockup

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

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'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.' mockup

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

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'Caesar salad?'

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Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?' mockup

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

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Tragedy/Schadenfreude

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"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it." mockup

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

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Sisyphus and coronavirus

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Bedtime in Ancient Greece

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Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca. mockup

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

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Souvenirs.

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"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous." mockup

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

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Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom mockup

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

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"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?" mockup

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

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Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders. mockup

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

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"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno." mockup

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

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Romans.

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The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it. mockup

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

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'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!' mockup

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

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'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...' mockup

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

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To the Greeks' dismay, before the Trojans discovered the horse it was stolen by portcullis pirates.

To the Greeks' dismay, before the Trojans discovered the horse it was stolen by portcullis pirates. mockup

To the Greeks' dismay, before the Trojans discovered the horse it was stolen by portcullis pirates.

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'Honey, I'm Rome!'

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Vesta

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PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!' mockup

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

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"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."

"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine." mockup

"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."

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Cultivated Classicist Gifts Collection

Cultivated Classicist Mugs

Discover more refined and witty mugs designed for the cultivated classicist—adding charm and humor to their daily routine.

Cultivated Classicist Pillows

Explore our elegant pillows featuring classic designs and clever sayings, ideal for enriching their sophisticated décor.

Cultivated Classicist Prints

Decorate with stunning art prints that merge timeless elegance with a dash of humor, perfect for any cultured space.

Cultivated Classicist T-Shirts

Find stylish t-shirts that combine cultural sophistication and humor, perfect for the refined dresser with a witty side.