Cultivated Classicist Mugs

"I wanted something classical, he wanted a vegetable garden, so we compromised..."

Venus

'Where was the TSA?'

Archimedes statue with a lever

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

Playdough's The Republic

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

A surprise in heaven

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

'Caesar salad?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Sisyphus and coronavirus

Quentin Tarantino

Souvenirs.

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Romans.

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

Vesta

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'