Cultivated Cultist Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone proud to be a cultivated cultist? Our playful and witty collection captures their unique blend of curiosity and individuality. Perfect for adding a touch of humor to their everyday life—whether on a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print—these gifts celebrate their creative spirit and love of standing out from the crowd.

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"Prebish, we usually limit our Comparative Religions course to the more reputable religions."

"Prebish, we usually limit our Comparative Religions course to the more reputable religions." mockup

"Prebish, we usually limit our Comparative Religions course to the more reputable religions."

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"Shall we start with an icebreaker?" mockup

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

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"I'm rooting for the carrots."

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"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!" mockup

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

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Planting by the Moon.

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"Leadership ISN'T just about trying to be BETTER than everyone else!"

"Leadership ISN'T just about trying to be BETTER than everyone else!" mockup

"Leadership ISN'T just about trying to be BETTER than everyone else!"

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Farmers' Warnings.

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-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration. mockup

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

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The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it. mockup

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

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Watering the garden in the rain.

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The Farmer Sutra.

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"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant." mockup

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

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"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box." mockup

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

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'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

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Latinos in the USA

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Weathervanes.

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I'm looking for a job?

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Gardening

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"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way." mockup

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

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Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials mockup

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

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'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.' mockup

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

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"I wanted something classical, he wanted a vegetable garden, so we compromised..."

"I wanted something classical, he wanted a vegetable garden, so we compromised..." mockup

"I wanted something classical, he wanted a vegetable garden, so we compromised..."

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'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.' mockup

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

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The Plant Place - Drought special! mockup

The Plant Place - Drought special!

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"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup." mockup

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."

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Man with balloons about to bump into a woman with a cactus

Man with balloons about to bump into a woman with a cactus mockup

Man with balloons about to bump into a woman with a cactus

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'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

'Have you found any golf balls in there.' mockup

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

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'I feel rootless.'

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'It doesn't get nearly enough sun here, but it sure keeps the kids from sliding down the bannister.'

'It doesn't get nearly enough sun here, but it sure keeps the kids from sliding down the bannister.' mockup

'It doesn't get nearly enough sun here, but it sure keeps the kids from sliding down the bannister.'

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"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!" mockup

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

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"I feel cool and calm, but not collected."

"I feel cool and calm, but not collected." mockup

"I feel cool and calm, but not collected."

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'Why, yes, a banner season for squash! What makes you ask?'

'Why, yes, a banner season for squash! What makes you ask?' mockup

'Why, yes, a banner season for squash! What makes you ask?'

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Gardening Angel.

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They always go for the hoe.

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Myra's Little Garden

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Cultivated Cultist Gifts Collection

Cultivated Cultist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for cultivated cultists—funny, bold, and sure to brighten up their mornings.

Cultivated Cultist Pillows

Browse our pillows for cultivated cultists—quirky, colorful, and designed to add personality to any space.

Cultivated Cultist Prints

Discover prints that celebrate cultivated cultists—unique artwork that shines a light on their creative and rebellious spirit.

Cultivated Cultist T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirt selection for cultivated cultists—perfect for making a statement with humor and style.