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"Prebish, we usually limit our Comparative Religions course to the more reputable religions."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Planting by the Moon.

"Leadership ISN'T just about trying to be BETTER than everyone else!"

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Farmers' Warnings.

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

Watering the garden in the rain.

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

The Farmer Sutra.

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Latinos in the USA

Weathervanes.

Gardening

I'm looking for a job?

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

"I wanted something classical, he wanted a vegetable garden, so we compromised..."

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

The Plant Place - Drought special!

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

Theron Heir hands off the Rudy Park writing duties to long-time artist Darrin Bell. I'm scared. Rudy Park is my baby. I know what you mean. It must feel like the first time you had me babysit your kid. There were tears, maybe a small fire … I may have forgotten to change him … You mean my two kids. The point is, he survived. More or less.

'I feel rootless.'

Man with balloons about to bump into a woman with a cactus

'Why, yes, a banner season for squash! What makes you ask?'

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

"I feel cool and calm, but not collected."

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."

'It doesn't get nearly enough sun here, but it sure keeps the kids from sliding down the bannister.'

Gardening Angel.

They always go for the hoe.