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"Prebish, we usually limit our Comparative Religions course to the more reputable religions."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Planting by the Moon.

"Leadership ISN'T just about trying to be BETTER than everyone else!"

Farmers' Warnings.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

Watering the garden in the rain.

The Farmer Sutra.

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Latinos in the USA

Weathervanes.

I'm looking for a job?

Gardening

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

"I wanted something classical, he wanted a vegetable garden, so we compromised..."

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

The Plant Place - Drought special!

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."

Man with balloons about to bump into a woman with a cactus

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

'I feel rootless.'

'It doesn't get nearly enough sun here, but it sure keeps the kids from sliding down the bannister.'

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

"I feel cool and calm, but not collected."

'Why, yes, a banner season for squash! What makes you ask?'

Gardening Angel.

They always go for the hoe.

Myra's Little Garden