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"He'll have the meat loaf"

"I always have chicken so I can study the entrails."

Gastrodamus.

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"I come here for the pepper."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Full English Breakfast.

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

Pie Filling Reader

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

this bordeaux speaks for itself

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

Slow food restaurant

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.