Culinary Clairvoyant Gifts

"He'll have the meat loaf"

"I always have chicken so I can study the entrails."

Gastrodamus.

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"I come here for the pepper."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Full English Breakfast.

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Pie Filling Reader

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

this bordeaux speaks for itself

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"