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'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

Pie Filling Reader

"Quick swig first?"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"Both the wine and I need to breathe, Albert."

The Waiter

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

WAITING ROOM

'Red or white wine with fish?' 'They're dead. They don't care.'

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

"Would you like to see the wine list?"

"This wine is CORKED!"

"Ça suffit, good buddy!"

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

"Got anything not so close to the kitchen?"

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

'I'm required to tell you that the wine you chose will be brought to you table in a jug.'

"A pox on your house red."

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

"Some fresh salad with your pepper, sir?"

Comment on food.

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"