Clairvoyant Foodie Prints

'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

Pie Filling Reader

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Quick swig first?"

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"Both the wine and I need to breathe, Albert."

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

'Red or white wine with fish?' 'They're dead. They don't care.'

WAITING ROOM

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

The Waiter

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

"Got anything not so close to the kitchen?"

"This wine is CORKED!"

"Ça suffit, good buddy!"

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

"Would you like to see the wine list?"

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

You know I'm never going to say when, right?

"A pox on your house red."

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

"Some fresh salad with your pepper, sir?"

'I'm required to tell you that the wine you chose will be brought to you table in a jug.'

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