Clairvoyant Confectionery Lover T-Shirts

Bakery. $15 ea. They're expensive because they make you psychic. We call them "eclairvoyants"!

Ice Cream Dreams.

Our visit to the flan factory.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Parisian man eating pastries

"God's sent us some chocolates."

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

Deicing on the cake.

Bored Baker

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

'You've only been here 20 minutes and you've already lost weight? I don't see a problem. . .'

Greedy child

'Bon Bons Away!'

"And for dessert we offer death by chocolate, after life sponge, or the damned for eternity tart."

Healthy Chocolate Co.

"How do you want your slice - with or without a ballerina?"

'I appear to have underestimated the appetite of the modern child...'

My budgie likes Mars bars.

"Wonka's Fruit-tastic, Lick-me-loo-rolls; I'm out!"

"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"

"Alternatively we could make them all sexy."

'Join me in a Gelato!'

'You have know idea what I've been through today.'

"Mmmm... Let's see... Little cable cars...ah...ah...halfway to the...to the...aha! To the stars! ...I Left My Heart in San Francisco! Tony Bennett! Right?"

Footsicle

Toblerone - Toblertwo.

Fat man in baker shop, "Sorry sir, I think you've had enough."

"No kidding… the meaning of life is Twizzlers?!"

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffing into a delicious cupcake."

"I adore it. It's so near Schrafft's."

"It looks like your book is going to be a million seller, here's a big bag of sherbet lemons for your trouble."

'In this aisle I'm a real fortune teller - I 'NO' all.'

'That one looks like a cream cake...That one looks like a Big Mac...'

Hades. The food is always the same down here. It's seared steak and blackened fish, both covered in hot sauce. For dessert, it's devils food cake and this flaming cherries jubilee. Just take the food, Ernie. We might not get his chance again in an eternity. The important thing is now these are take-out meals!