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Bored Baker

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Bermuda Triangles

"Ninja bread men"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Our visit to the flan factory.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Chocolate Shop

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Shaved Ice

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Parisian man eating pastries

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"God's sent us some chocolates."

"I'll have dessert first."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

Building a gingerbread house

Deicing on the cake.

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

'Bon Bons Away!'