Culinary Catastrophists Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the fun of kitchen disasters? Our collection for culinary catastrophists offers witty and hilarious products, from mugs to prints. Perfect for those who embrace the chaos of cooking and serve up humor with every spill and splatter. Whether they're a culinary novice or a seasoned foodie with a sense of humor, these items make delightful gifts that celebrate the amusing mishaps in the kitchen.

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"Oh -- just scrape it off."

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Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff. mockup

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

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Is that pancake ready yet?

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"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

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'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...' mockup

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

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'Anybody for breakfast?'

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"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!" mockup

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

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"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster." mockup

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

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The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management. mockup

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

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'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!' mockup

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

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'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.' mockup

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

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"My dad ate my homework."

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'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!' mockup

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

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"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

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"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!" mockup

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

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Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner. mockup

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

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"The fire department ruined dinner." mockup

"The fire department ruined dinner."

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Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth. mockup

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.

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"Well it's either my dinner or my shirt."

"Well it's either my dinner or my shirt." mockup

"Well it's either my dinner or my shirt."

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'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!' mockup

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

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"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!" mockup

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

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'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?' mockup

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

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"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such." mockup

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

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'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!' mockup

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

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'Jeeves, you've made this soup taste like absolute s**t! Well done!'

'Jeeves, you've made this soup taste like absolute s**t! Well done!' mockup

'Jeeves, you've made this soup taste like absolute s**t! Well done!'

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Murphy's Slaw.

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Smelly fish.

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'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.' mockup

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

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'What d'you mean,Doris-you,ve burnt OUR dinner,and hers NEXT door,and hers NEXT door again and...?'

'What d'you mean,Doris-you,ve burnt OUR dinner,and hers NEXT door,and hers NEXT door again and...?' mockup

'What d'you mean,Doris-you,ve burnt OUR dinner,and hers NEXT door,and hers NEXT door again and...?'

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"Okay, let's eat."

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Smoke gets in your eyes.

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Sandwich Fail

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"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place."

"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place." mockup

"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place."

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"IOU 1 BAGEL."

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'No, we can't pass it off as 'blackened' goulash!'

'No, we can't pass it off as 'blackened' goulash!' mockup

'No, we can't pass it off as 'blackened' goulash!'

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Culinary Catastrophists Gifts Collection

Culinary Catastrophists Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for culinary catastrophists—funny and witty, perfect for their morning coffee or tea break.

Culinary Catastrophists Pillows

Discover pillows that bring humor and comfort to any space—ideal for culinary catastrophists who love a good laugh in their home décor.

Culinary Catastrophists Prints

Browse our prints that celebrate kitchen misadventures—an amusing and stylish way for culinary catastrophists to decorate their homes.

Culinary Catastrophists T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for culinary catastrophists—quirky, humorous, and perfect for showcasing their love of kitchen chaos in style.