Culinary Catastrophe Artist Gifts

Looking for a playful way to acknowledge the chaos in the kitchen? Our culinary catastrophe artist-themed products bring humor and charm to those who love to cook, experiment, or just hilariously fail. From witty mugs to funny prints, these gifts are ideal for anyone who finds beauty in culinary disasters and enjoys adding fun to their kitchen decor or wardrobe.

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Is that pancake ready yet?

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Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff. mockup

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

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"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

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'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...' mockup

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

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The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management. mockup

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

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"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!" mockup

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

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"Oh -- just scrape it off."

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'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!' mockup

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

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'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!' mockup

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

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"The fire department ruined dinner." mockup

"The fire department ruined dinner."

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"I know I said I was hungry, but I'm not that hungry."

"I know I said I was hungry, but I'm not that hungry." mockup

"I know I said I was hungry, but I'm not that hungry."

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'Is it still edible?'

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"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!" mockup

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

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Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth. mockup

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.

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"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder." mockup

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

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"Well it's either my dinner or my shirt."

"Well it's either my dinner or my shirt." mockup

"Well it's either my dinner or my shirt."

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'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!' mockup

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

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"Honey, dinner's ready! I just have to find it."

"Honey, dinner's ready! I just have to find it." mockup

"Honey, dinner's ready! I just have to find it."

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"Darling? When you said, 'they had a fire damage sale at the grocery store'..."

"Darling? When you said, 'they had a fire damage sale at the grocery store'..." mockup

"Darling? When you said, 'they had a fire damage sale at the grocery store'..."

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'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?' mockup

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

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"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such." mockup

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

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'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!' mockup

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

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"Changed our mind about the salad, did we?"

"Changed our mind about the salad, did we?" mockup

"Changed our mind about the salad, did we?"

from $19.00

Murphy's Slaw.

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'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.' mockup

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

from $19.00

Sandwich Fail

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Smoke gets in your eyes.

from $19.00

"Dinner isn't ready yet. I haven't heard the smoke alarm go off."

"Dinner isn't ready yet. I haven't heard the smoke alarm go off." mockup

"Dinner isn't ready yet. I haven't heard the smoke alarm go off."

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"Okay, let's eat."

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'Jeeves, you've made this soup taste like absolute s**t! Well done!'

'Jeeves, you've made this soup taste like absolute s**t! Well done!' mockup

'Jeeves, you've made this soup taste like absolute s**t! Well done!'

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"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place."

"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place." mockup

"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place."

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'What d'you mean,Doris-you,ve burnt OUR dinner,and hers NEXT door,and hers NEXT door again and...?'

'What d'you mean,Doris-you,ve burnt OUR dinner,and hers NEXT door,and hers NEXT door again and...?' mockup

'What d'you mean,Doris-you,ve burnt OUR dinner,and hers NEXT door,and hers NEXT door again and...?'

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'No, we can't pass it off as 'blackened' goulash!'

'No, we can't pass it off as 'blackened' goulash!' mockup

'No, we can't pass it off as 'blackened' goulash!'

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'I'd say he's tried Mrs Beeton's Recipe for a disaster.'

'I'd say he's tried Mrs Beeton's Recipe for a disaster.' mockup

'I'd say he's tried Mrs Beeton's Recipe for a disaster.'

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'Let's sit in front of the fire.' mockup

'Let's sit in front of the fire.'

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Culinary Catastrophe Artist Gifts Collection

Culinary Catastrophe Artist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that perfectly capture the culinary chaos — a hilarious gift for any kitchen adventurer.

Culinary Catastrophe Artist Pillows

Find pillows that add a humorous, cozy touch to the spaces of culinary artists who love a good kitchen laugh.

Culinary Catastrophe Artist Prints

Decorate with prints that speak to the chaos and charm of culinary adventures, ideal for any kitchen or creative space.

Culinary Catastrophe Artist T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that embrace the quirks of culinary creativity, making every cooking mishap a badge of honor.