Culinary Catastrophist Gifts

"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place."

Murphy's Slaw.

"I followed the recipe and this is where it led me."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Is that pancake ready yet?

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

"Oh -- just scrape it off."

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

"The fire department ruined dinner."

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

"Well it's either my dinner or my shirt."

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

Smoke gets in your eyes.

'What d'you mean,Doris-you,ve burnt OUR dinner,and hers NEXT door,and hers NEXT door again and...?'

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

Smelly fish.

Sandwich Fail

"Okay, let's eat."

'Jeeves, you've made this soup taste like absolute s**t! Well done!'

'You idiot! I said don't forget to thaw the turkey!'

"IOU 1 BAGEL."