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"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place."

Murphy's Slaw.

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Is that pancake ready yet?

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

"Oh -- just scrape it off."

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

"The fire department ruined dinner."

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.

"Well it's either my dinner or my shirt."

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

"Okay, let's eat."

'Jeeves, you've made this soup taste like absolute s**t! Well done!'

'You idiot! I said don't forget to thaw the turkey!'

Smelly fish.

Sandwich Fail

'What d'you mean,Doris-you,ve burnt OUR dinner,and hers NEXT door,and hers NEXT door again and...?'

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

Smoke gets in your eyes.

'No, we can't pass it off as 'blackened' goulash!'

'Let's sit in front of the fire.'