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"Oh -- just scrape it off."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Is that pancake ready yet?

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"My dad ate my homework."

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

"The fire department ruined dinner."

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.

"Well it's either my dinner or my shirt."

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

'Jeeves, you've made this soup taste like absolute s**t! Well done!'

Murphy's Slaw.

Smelly fish.

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

'What d'you mean,Doris-you,ve burnt OUR dinner,and hers NEXT door,and hers NEXT door again and...?'

"Okay, let's eat."

Smoke gets in your eyes.

Sandwich Fail

"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place."

"IOU 1 BAGEL."

'No, we can't pass it off as 'blackened' goulash!'