Cue Competition Comrade Gifts

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Runner going through hurdles.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Sloth traffic jam.

Loser's Podium.

Snooker.

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

"Hey. . . in use!"

"You don't need English on every shot."

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

Ah, so this is what water looks like in the wild.

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

'HA! You are defenceless against my Churn Ray!'

Javelin

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

"Of course I know Jim. We once built a time machine together. We go way back."

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

Two men attempt to use the same snooker cue.

'How would you have played that last ball?'

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

"I glued myself to a snooker ball."

'I never thought I'd say this, but I think we ran too far this time.'

Snooker player with telescopic sight fitted to his cue.

'You've hit the bull.'

The Camp, Pt. 2

Mermaid in swimming race.

'If I was a golf ball, I wouldn't do what you wanted me to do if you called me that either.'

"There's a sight you don't often see, a man attempting to clear the table."

Snooker cue pierces ball.