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Dog playing snooker/pool.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Runner going through hurdles.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Sloth traffic jam.

Loser's Podium.

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

"Hey. . . in use!"

Snooker.

"You don't need English on every shot."

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

"Of course I know Jim. We once built a time machine together. We go way back."

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

'HA! You are defenceless against my Churn Ray!'

Two men attempt to use the same snooker cue.

Javelin

'How would you have played that last ball?'

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

"I glued myself to a snooker ball."

'I never thought I'd say this, but I think we ran too far this time.'

'You've hit the bull.'

The Camp, Pt. 2

Mermaid in swimming race.

'If I was a golf ball, I wouldn't do what you wanted me to do if you called me that either.'

"There's a sight you don't often see, a man attempting to clear the table."

Snooker Duel

Snooker player using his cue as a remote control.