Cryogenics Explorer Gifts

'We melt you and then, in the future, freeze you, pop in the carrot and voilá!'

Ice shelfie.

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

'...Or not.'

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

Scientists try to understand recent core samples from the Greenland ice sheet.

'How about a cold one?'

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

'Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...'

"Spectrometer! Spectrometer!..."

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

"It's salt water! It keeps the ice from melting."