Cryogenics Explorer T-Shirts

'We melt you and then, in the future, freeze you, pop in the carrot and voilá!'

Ice shelfie.

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Go ahead and dissect me

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

'...Or not.'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

Tonight's Lecture: Earth's Biodiversity at Risk. Obviously, they've never looked inside my refrigerator.

Scientists try to understand recent core samples from the Greenland ice sheet.

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'How about a cold one?'

In the Year 2525

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

'Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

"Spectrometer! Spectrometer!..."