Crumb Creative Gifts

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Letters escape from a caged book.

Blue sky thinking

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

Do not think outside the box!

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Art Plagiarism

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

'Hows it coming?'

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

Executive MFA

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

Cake Writer's Block

'My right brain isn't working.'

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

Guitar Slicer

Alison Pill

"I'm thinking impromptu Verdi in limping traffic tempo."

"If they survive the working group and the committee, you can count on the interdepartmental panel..."