Crumb Creative Pillows

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Letters escape from a caged book.

Blue sky thinking

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

Do not think outside the box!

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Jungle Taxi

Art Plagiarism

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'Hows it coming?'

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

Military man has pigeons lined up in front of him.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

Executive MFA

'My right brain isn't working.'

Cake Writer's Block

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

Guitar Slicer

Hey, those are not menus!

Alison Pill

"If they survive the working group and the committee, you can count on the interdepartmental panel..."