Crumb Connoisseur Pillows

"The presentation is dreadful."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Cereal Tasting.

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You reek of crackers.'

"What does she have that I don't?"

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

Baker

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'