Crumb-tossing Enthusiast Pillows

"He throws us a few crumbs, ...we eat, ..he feels good. I have no problem with that."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Bubbly

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Doughboy Dad

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Champagne

"I'd rather eat your homework."

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Prosecco

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Champagne

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Power breakfast.

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

A little fizz?

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Prosecco

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

Sabrage!

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'