Crumb-tossing Enthusiast Gifts

"He throws us a few crumbs, ...we eat, ..he feels good. I have no problem with that."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Bubbly

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Doughboy Dad

"I'd rather eat your homework."

Champagne

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

Prosecco

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Champagne

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Power breakfast.

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

A little fizz?

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Prosecco

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

Sabrage!

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

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