Bread Crumb Enthusiast Gifts

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Doughboy Dad

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Patissier

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'Please tell me I'm adopted.'

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

Early Morning Roll Call.

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

"Do you have any marriage bread?"