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"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

Doughboy Dad

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Patissier

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Please tell me I'm adopted.'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

Early Morning Roll Call.

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'