Crumb Contributor Gifts

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

Military man has pigeons lined up in front of him.

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

"We will remember them."

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

"Don't - they'll just spend it on drugs."

Help - "What's in it for me?"

'Never was a team player.'

'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'

Prayer to Share

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

'Giving back to the community is an excellent tax write-off strategy.'

"The presentation is dreadful."

Spent it all on the primaries.

'You've been eating crisps in bed again, haven't you?'

"He throws us a few crumbs, ...we eat, ..he feels good. I have no problem with that."

"I've told you, the bottom of the toaster is always full of bread crumbs..."

"My fellow-investors..."

"Behold! The creator of crumbs made this crumb from an even bigger crumb!"

"You can offer a pledge, but not IOU's."

"How can you say I don't give back? I'm on the co-op board."

Volunteers.

Bakery. Any weight I lose can easily find me again by following the trail of crumbs.

With gas at three bucks a gallon, Eva felt that the neighbor kids should pay their share.

'Actually, no-one's retiring or getting married this week - it's just that I can't kick the habit.'

'At ease soldier. This is the mess hall.'

"I gave until it hurt."

Give & Push