Crumb Contributor Mugs

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

"We will remember them."

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

"Don't - they'll just spend it on drugs."

Help - "What's in it for me?"

'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'

'Never was a team player.'

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

Prayer to Share

'Giving back to the community is an excellent tax write-off strategy.'

Spent it all on the primaries.

"The presentation is dreadful."

'You've been eating crisps in bed again, haven't you?'

"He throws us a few crumbs, ...we eat, ..he feels good. I have no problem with that."

"I've told you, the bottom of the toaster is always full of bread crumbs..."

"My fellow-investors..."

"You can offer a pledge, but not IOU's."

"How can you say I don't give back? I'm on the co-op board."

"Behold! The creator of crumbs made this crumb from an even bigger crumb!"

Volunteers.

'Actually, no-one's retiring or getting married this week - it's just that I can't kick the habit.'

'At ease soldier. This is the mess hall.'

"I gave until it hurt."

Give & Push

"Promise you'll spend it only on locally-grown healthful produce?"