Casual Contributor Mugs

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"How should we divide the teams?"

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

A trevor of trainspotters

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

Snail Racing

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

Company Shares - I wouldn't fancy buying any in a company I work for.

"Don't worry mate... We've rung for an economist."

Prayer to Share

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

"I think you may need to start seeing me twice a week for a while."

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

A Flag in One

"I'm counting that as a stroke for each time you went around."

Impulse Investors Welcomed.

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

"It was just that one time that you won the Nobel Prize, wasn't it, dear?"

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

Wine Shotput

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

'If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping...'

Apathy international.

The Paula Ratcliffe: 'Think I might do the London Marathon next year.'

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"