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"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"How should we divide the teams?"

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

A trevor of trainspotters

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

Snail Racing

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

You invested in Facebook?! How could you? That bugs you? You, of all people, are mad that the FTC is suing Meta Platforms in an antitrust case? No, I mean how can you afford to invest? If you can afford to buy stock, then I pay you way too much. It was only $40! Quiet, I'm calculating your pay cut.

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

Ignorance and Bliss

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

Company Shares - I wouldn't fancy buying any in a company I work for.

A Flag in One

"I think you may need to start seeing me twice a week for a while."

Prayer to Share

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

"Don't worry mate... We've rung for an economist."

"I'm counting that as a stroke for each time you went around."

Impulse Investors Welcomed.

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

"It was just that one time that you won the Nobel Prize, wasn't it, dear?"

'If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping...'

Wine Shotput

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

The Paula Ratcliffe: 'Think I might do the London Marathon next year.'

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"