Crumb Trail Navigator Mugs

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"I feel your pain."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

You are here.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'I don't like the looks of this ... '

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

'Brilliant job, Rafferty. Advance two cubicles!'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

The team-leader's body-odour wasn't getting any better.

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

Map to the Cubicles $5.00

Race to the presidency.

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'I hereby sentence you to 40 years labor in an office with fluorescent lighting, just enough salary to keep you alive...'

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Broken ankle.

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

OUT Trap Door

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

'It's like being adrift in an endless, cruel sea of days, looking, hoping for rescue.' 'What are you babbling about?' 'It's a long time til we get a day off again.'

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

Business Mouse

"Much better than those fiddly maps - we need never get lost now!"

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."