Crumb Trail Navigator Mugs

Bakery. Any weight I lose can easily find me again by following the trail of crumbs.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"I feel your pain."

You are here.

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'I don't like the looks of this ... '

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

'Brilliant job, Rafferty. Advance two cubicles!'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Map to the Cubicles $5.00

'I hereby sentence you to 40 years labor in an office with fluorescent lighting, just enough salary to keep you alive...'

I had just gotten used to the rat race, and then they had to go and add a maze.

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

The team-leader's body-odour wasn't getting any better.

Race to the presidency.

Broken ankle.

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Business Mouse

OUT Trap Door

"Much better than those fiddly maps - we need never get lost now!"

'It's like being adrift in an endless, cruel sea of days, looking, hoping for rescue.' 'What are you babbling about?' 'It's a long time til we get a day off again.'

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed