Crumb Catcher Mugs

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

A Venus cow trap.

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'

Cafe offers corn several ways.

Corn Lizard

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...

"I'm afraid there was a fly trap..."

'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'

"I'm leaving you, Polly! You don't want me. . . You just want crackers."

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

'I'll take a six-piece 'Surprise Me' meal, and two 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Wraps with Super Enigma Chunks...'

'Yeah, well I bet your FULL of surprises, aren't you buddy boy!'

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

"The council want you to have this extra bin madam. It's not for putting rubbish into through - it's just to take up any unused space in your front garden."

'You've been eating crisps in bed again, haven't you?'

"He throws us a few crumbs, ...we eat, ..he feels good. I have no problem with that."

'Today's special is we'll bring in a meal from any other restaurant in the neighborhood.'

"I've told you, the bottom of the toaster is always full of bread crumbs..."

"One man's trash is another man's treasure. But in your case, another man's trash is ow your trash."

'Those had better not be army ants again.'

'These cornflakes have given me a sharp pain in my tum."

Catching a Cloud

"Behold! The creator of crumbs made this crumb from an even bigger crumb!"