Crumb Distributor Gifts

'At ease soldier. This is the mess hall.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

Coronavirus Blocks Food Delivery

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

Knead Dough? Apply Here!

'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

"The presentation is dreadful."

Hen sells her eggs direct at egg farm.

'You've been eating crisps in bed again, haven't you?'

"The oatmeal isn't steel cut."

Food bank.

"He throws us a few crumbs, ...we eat, ..he feels good. I have no problem with that."

All baking done on the premises

"I've told you, the bottom of the toaster is always full of bread crumbs..."

"Behold! The creator of crumbs made this crumb from an even bigger crumb!"

"Locusts!"

Fuel costs cause distribution rethink.

Manufacturers following in the footsteps of distribution

Angels welcome 'Distributors' boat

He had a habit of just throwing it out there.

Thug hogging the food.