Crumb Collector Gifts

"Behold! The creator of crumbs made this crumb from an even bigger crumb!"

'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'

"I've told you, the bottom of the toaster is always full of bread crumbs..."

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Cow's straw

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

The dead sea scrolls

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

Edmund Spenser

'This is where I keep my gum.'

Cafe offers corn several ways.

Corn Lizard

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...

'Got anything with a dual muffler?'

Bad Product Concepts

Afro comb farmer - "That's a fine looking afro comb you're growin there, Jeb."

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

Combs

Can I get two 'Shirley Temples' and 17 straws?

Three legged crutch for a three legged man

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

"The council want you to have this extra bin madam. It's not for putting rubbish into through - it's just to take up any unused space in your front garden."