Crumb Collector Pillows

"Behold! The creator of crumbs made this crumb from an even bigger crumb!"

'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'

"I've told you, the bottom of the toaster is always full of bread crumbs..."

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Cow's straw

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

The dead sea scrolls

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

Cafe offers corn several ways.

Corn Lizard

Edmund Spenser

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'This is where I keep my gum.'

Umpire's Banquet.

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...

"Charles, you have some corn stuck in your teeth."

'Got anything with a dual muffler?'

Afro comb farmer - "That's a fine looking afro comb you're growin there, Jeb."

Bad Product Concepts

Combs

Can I get two 'Shirley Temples' and 17 straws?

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

Perry Grayson