Cruiser Connoisseur Gifts

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"The first of many cubicles..."

Moliere

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"Lunch!"

'Who are you and what do you want?'

The Croucho Club

"What am I, chopped liver?"

'This course is a great ego builder.'

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

"Bobby, you may have worked for a circus but that's not an excuse for playing with your food!"

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

'Well, so much for laughter being the best medicine.'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

Sergei Rachmaninov