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"Sometimes, I feel like life is passing me by."

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"The first of many cubicles..."

Moliere

Bleak House

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

C Day Lewis.

Charles Dickens.

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"Lunch!"

The Croucho Club

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"What am I, chopped liver?"

'This course is a great ego builder.'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

'Well, so much for laughter being the best medicine.'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

"Bobby, you may have worked for a circus but that's not an excuse for playing with your food!"

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.

Sergei Rachmaninov