Cruelty Critic Gifts

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

Seal hunters cutting a hole in the ice, while a seal cuts a hole around the hunters.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Reading my Critics

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

Denazification

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

The new Physics

Invade/Fail/Deny

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

Constructive Criticism 50c.

Automatic Congressman

The USA...

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

Disappearing Democracy

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"You'll never believe who's here."